TIME OUT....For a funny story! - Biker Forums

greatesmeah · 03-18-2009, 05:13 PM

Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.
I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.

A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.
Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.
Patient: How much will it cost?
Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.
Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?
Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! http://www.westcoastpayday.com/payday-loans.gif

Here is another one:

Husband and wife have just left their home for camping.
Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment!
Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.

The last one:

A trial is in progress in the court room.
Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal.
Judge: Then who is he?
Lawyer: He is a Collector.

Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.

cobFaibiaBlaG · 04-01-2009, 10:12 PM

I'm new to the forum. Nice post.

Brett · 05-06-2009, 08:35 PM

LOL, how can you forget to turn off the shower? Really?

Reantwist · 11-06-2009, 09:38 PM

I guess no 1 knows lol. This would be great news for Dallas. Hope in the future, Time Out will consider expanding to cities a little smaller ei Denver, Charlotte Nashville St Louis... hehe but yall know i got a soft D spot for Dallas lol

03-18-2009, 05:13 PM	#1
greatesmeah Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Canada Posts: 1	TIME OUT....For a funny story! Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community. I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere. A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain. Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them. Patient: How much will it cost? Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both. Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work? Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! http://www.westcoastpayday.com/payday-loans.gif Here is another one: Husband and wife have just left their home for camping. Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment! Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower. The last one: A trial is in progress in the court room. Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal. Judge: Then who is he? Lawyer: He is a Collector. Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it. __________________ payday loans

04-01-2009, 10:12 PM	#2
cobFaibiaBlaG Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Jamaica Posts: 1	Nice post. I'm new to the forum. Nice post. __________________ fast cash Last edited by cobFaibiaBlaG; 04-02-2009 at 11:56 AM.

11-06-2009, 09:38 PM	#4
Reantwist Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6	TIME OUT For a funny I guess no 1 knows lol. This would be great news for Dallas. Hope in the future, Time Out will consider expanding to cities a little smaller ei Denver, Charlotte Nashville St Louis... hehe but yall know i got a soft D spot for Dallas lol

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